The Twenty Days of Cockblocking…

A few of us girls have been working on a new holiday, complete with song. It’s called The Twenty Days of Cockblocking and is about reasons men give us to cockblock them… We think this new holiday could become an annual tradition! LOL

This is where we finished:

On the twentieth day of cockblocking my true love gave to me

• Twenty promises of lickin
• Nineteen minutes of beggin’
• Eighteen hands with lotion
• Seventeen pleas for pleasure
• Sixteen crotch adjustments
• Fifteen dumb-ass questions
• Fourteen half-assed projects
• Thirteen lame excuses
• Twelve teeth a-grinding
• Eleven hives a- itching
• Ten looks of confusion
• Nine smelly socks
• Eight farts a stinking
• Seven tensing muscles
• Six annoying phone calls
• Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive pissed off rants!
• Four thoughts of murder
• Three eyelid twitches
• Two strumming nerves
• And One raging heeeeaaadache.

Jennifer Ray
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