Superhero sex…

I’ve long thought that different superheroes would have different sexual proclivities. I posted about this on a messageboard and everyone is getting so creative I’m interested to see what you guys have! I’ve posted only my own ideas below…

For instance, I think Superman would be pretty much straight missionary position, although obviously a very vigorous lover. But even if I think that Superman is too much a boy scout for anything but missionary, I do wonder sometimes if he is a closet voyeur with that x-ray vision and all. He’d NEVER admit to it though… Which probably really gnaws at him inside, since he is so against lies.

Batman, however, I think would be into much dirtier sex. Probably even a little BDSM. I’ve always wondered about all the different gadgets on his utility belt… Gotta be something in there for the boudoir, doncha think?

Aquaman. Well, he’d likely be a practitioner of tantric sex and would probably most enjoy doing it outside, usually in the water.

Tarzan is very obviously a screamer though. Oh, and he’s into swinging. LOL

Thinking of the Flash makes me wonder something – exactly HOW are quickies measured? Is it by strokes or by minutes? Cause technically, Flash could perform the same amount of strokes in a few minutes that it would take another man an hour to complete. So, is a quickie with Flash really a quickie at all?

Wolverine would DEFINITELY be into ripping his woman’s clothes off…

Spiderman would be into Shibari and Suspenion, of course…

Supergirl is a perennial virgin.

I think Iron Man is always, always hard as – well, iron!

Green Lantern loves some funky mood lighting when he does it…

Hawkman is a member of the mile-high club…

Definitely, Batgirl is a free spirit, doing whatever she feels like doing…

Mystique (I know, she’s really a supervillain..) is into role-playing, obviously!

Captain Marvel I don’t even want to think about, seeing as how he is technically jailbait. You remember him? He was Billy Batson, who yelled “SHAZAM” and turned into an adult male super hero named Captain Marvel. Everyone thinks his name was Shazam, but that’s the power word he yelled to turn into Captain Marvel. Yeah, totally jailbait since he ain’t really an adult.

The Incredible Hulk? He’s a grower, not a shower.

Johnny Storm from The Fantastic Four is into BDSM and Fire Play…

Plastic Man has his own built-in protection!

Anyone else got ideas on superhero sex?

Jennifer Ray
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